(Source: richardsbrook)
the shortest horror story ever written
the last person on earth sits in a room
and realizes the third season of sherlock will never be made now that everyone else is dead
(Source: yakdad)
This is my new favorite gif on tumblr
Ha ha ha ha!! I think Ben looks even more bored than Tom. Ben is practically spacing and Tom is actually trying to look interested by nodding his head!!! Hilarious!!!
And is Benedict chewing gum!? I can’t believe it, Mr. perfect public-school-boy-manners chewing gum in an interview. I never thought I’d see that. I can’t stop laughing. Or staring.
Was this interview that boring LOL XD
Guys. Guys. Guys!!!! This is SO PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE IT!!! Kahskskakaj
(Source: tardisheart)
Come and play.
Tower Hill.
But how should I sign it?
Jim
He’ll know that’s me, right?
But what if he knows another Jim?
Oh, god. What if he thinks it’s that idiot serial killer Stabby Jim from Manor Park? I hate that guy. Why does he have to be named Jim? Why haven’t I killed him yet?
Maybe if I…
Jim (from the pool)
No. Just—I can’t. No.
Jim M.
That’s better.
Unless Sherlock thinks it’s my brother. Does Sherlock know I have a brother? He might know I have a brother. Why does my brother have to be named Jim? Why does everyone have to be named Jim? Why haven’t I killed everyone yet?
Okay, okay. Calm down. You’re overthinking this. Just keep it simple.
JM
He’ll know who I am. Of course he’ll know who I am. Unless he thinks John’s having trouble telling his Ws from his Ms again. Ha ha ha. I love how stupid ordinary people are.
Initials. Short and to the point. That’s what Sherlock would do.
Crap.
That’s exactly what Sherlock would do. That’s what he always does—“SH”.
What if he thinks I’m copying him?
Dammit, dammit, dammit.
Jim Moriarty
Fine.
I’ll just put my whole name.
…
Seems kind of impersonal, though.
Jim Moriarty x
There.
Perfect.
Now should that have a full stop at the end, or…?
Jim Moriarty x.
> SEND MESSAGE
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Why did I do that?
I shouldn’t have added a full stop.
Now he’s looking at the full stop, and he’s judging me.
If Tim Burton was shooting Sherlock…
(Source: how-ood)
Does anybody else ever go to plug their phone in, not quite get it in one go, and then worry that Sherlock will think that they’re an alcoholic?
“You have no reasons to cry”
Do you know who’s in charge of my main fandom?
Bitch I have every reason to cry
(Source: find-a-new-world)
Doctor Who Series Finale:
A day before the finale:
The Morning:
People try to talk to you:
People from tumblr:
Fucking Spoilers:
15 minutes left:
It starts:
Moffat trolls:
Something fucking unexpected hapens:
Someone dies:
Rory dies:
Someone leaves:
People around you say, “lol this is shit”:
IT ENDS:
Then you go on tumblr and blog like:
This will be my Saturday.
Scarily accurate prediction.
i miss this.. I MISS DOCTOR WHO SO MUCH
(Source: mcnivens)
Does anybody else ever go to plug their phone in, not quite get it in one go, and then worry that Sherlock will think that they’re an alcoholic?
